Song of the Post:
- Barber’s Adagio for Strings
Go look on iTunes. Barber’s Adagio for Strings is on wedding music albums. I’m not kidding. It’s on wedding music albums!
For crying out loud, people! If you’re going to have Barber’s Adagio for Strings at your wedding, don’t get married. Break up now and be grateful you escaped with your life.
I was thinking about an exception for people who met at the movie Platoon or the symphony, but no. You still don’t do it.
Same thing goes if your mother-in-law plans on listening to it on her iPod during the wedding. Maybe even moreso.